Pull my finger. Again. Again. Again.

Farts are funny.

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Having one of those days?

This will help.

http://members.aon.at/rialskaedda.html/gimproulette.swf

Calculate Age with mySQL

Here is a handy snippet I found to calculate someone's age using just a DOB in mySQL...

SELECT DATE_FORMAT(NOW(), '%Y') - DATE_FORMAT(dob, '%Y') - (DATE_FORMAT(NOW(), '00-%m-%d') < DATE_FORMAT(dob, '00-%m-%d')) AS age

World's Longest Domain Name...

Get your free email, and piss off your friends.
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Creepy, Creepy, Creepy

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Ask the Skouija

What's a blog? I don't know, but everybody else has one so I guess I need one too. I'm just a mind-less sheep, following the flock... Here's my first boring post of many.